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Raw Milk Mom

Derived from the movement to consume raw unpasteurized milk despite FDA warnings. This term describes a parent so deeply entrenched in the holistic lifestyle that they adhere to pseudoscience in their daily life. This lifestyle often leads to these types of moms to advocate and prioritize the consumption of foods and medicines that are documented to be dangerous or harmful to ones health. Raw milk moms will defend their beliefs with an intensity that is unique to their belief system. Raw Milk Moms hold these beliefs because they find purpose in being someone who isn't a "sheep" that follows peer reviewed science.
Person 1: "Did you see your sister and her kids for the holidays?"
person 2: "No. My sister has become a raw milk mom and she gave her kids colloidal silver instead of Benadryl and they were in the hospital all holiday season being treated for toxic levels of silver in their blood"
by Vladboy11 January 1, 2025
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Drop the milk

Guy:woah man I just drop the milk on my gurl she was so into it she drank the whole thing.
Other guy:woah man I did the same thing to your gurl too.
by SomeRandomDawg May 31, 2018
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sparkling milk

Carbonated beverage only the highest members of society can appreciate. Legend has it that the sigma male fed carbonated milk to giga chad through his moobs to help gigachad grow.
average person: 'omg uuuggghhhh is that sparkling milk, yuck i can't believe you're drinking that'

giga chad: 'LESGOOOOOO I LOVE SPARKLING MILKKKK'
by Sparkling Milk June 2, 2022
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Milk and Cookies

When you chew up Oreos and regurgitate them (mama birding them if you will) into your partners mouth and then wash it down with semen.
Person 1: bro I totally gave Samantha milk and cookies last night iykwim
Person 2: bullshit, ain’t no way yall pulled some shit like that
Person 1: yeah we did and she wanted seconds
by Thats-so-random March 11, 2025
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THE MILK OF A GOAT

The contagious positive energy created after someone makes someone else feel special. G.O.A.T. Greatest of All Time
THAT'S HOW YOU MILK A GOAT RIGHT THERE. HOW STRONG IS THE MILK OF A GOAT?
by CITCYB July 26, 2022
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Milk booger

n. A flake of dried milk that falls into your cereal (or other milk-bearing concoction) from the lip of the milk carton.
My little brother loves to eat his own boogers but is repulsed by milk boogers. Sure.
by the_tao_of_3 May 15, 2025
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Milk Tray

The act of ejaculating 3 or more separate times in the shower.
I had a HUGE milk tray last night!
by YokunaiGM November 14, 2021
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