Latino Meat Shank 

When a Latino man straps a razor blade to then end of his penis and then proceeds to slap you across the face with it until both sides of your mouth are cut to look like the Joker from Batman.

According to HOMOPHOBIC BATMAN on youtube.

John: What happened to your face!

Steve: Some guy strapped me down and gave me a Latino Meat Shank.

Latino Meat Shank by FPSjeremy August 11, 2010

BIG MEAT JIMMY 

He has the biggest cock on the planet and is only 14. He has had sex with 331 different women, and has probably fucked your mom. He wants to be a train conductor when he grows up so he can keep running trains on these hoes.

BTI: dude I think Big Meat Jimmy is coming to my house
Zeyy: oh no hes gonna fuck your mom just like he fucked my mom
BTI: 😥

BIG MEAT JIMMY by LavaPancakes December 18, 2019

bedazzled meat curtains 

When a girl pierces and adorns has her labia minora with beautiful jewels and pearls. What Crystal Rose has.

When asked "do you have any other piercings?" I say "yes I have bedazzled meat curtains"!

bedazzled meat curtains by Crystal Rose March 12, 2010

lower back meat 

When you have no ass and your back seems to meet your legs with a slight chunk of meat in the middle

I have no ass but I do have lower back meat or LBM

lower back meat by mb92211 March 5, 2014

yeet your meat 

when you yeet your dick so hard that you orgasm instantly

Mark: yo david did u yeet your meat after school
David: yea man i did it to minecraft porn

yeet your meat by icenuts October 2, 2018

Skeet skeet beat my meat 

Only used by true meme Lords as a way to communicate the masterbation

Skeet skeet beat my meat *whips*

Skeet skeet beat my meat by Urdadsgay February 23, 2019

Bag of meat 

A “bag of meat” is a hilarious and usually narcissistic way to refer to a female one has a sex appeal for.

Charles: Did you see Ginger (female) today? She was looking good.
Carter: Yep, I’d rip that bag of meat.

Bag of meat by Genitalgenius February 14, 2020