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Marie Covidkondo

The process of reflecting on what matters most to you during the COVID pandemic and then actively ending relationships with individuals who do not follow those values.
"I deeply value science and she's an anti-vaxxer - so I've Marie Covidkondo-ed her out of my life"
by marden928 November 22, 2021
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Mary Sherlock

Mary is a gorgeous young woman, a true sunshine. The people in her life can bet themselves lucky, for she is picky, but will shower those she cares for with unconditional love and gratitude.

A message for the boys out there: man up, or the memory of her will haunt your thoughts for eternity. This person made out of wonderfulness deserves nothing less than pink, fluffy p*bes. I mean b*obs. Messing with you, I mean happiness.
🪳Is that girl depressed?

🤤Nah, that's just Mary Sherlock, goddess of the sun.

🪳Soo...
🪳Seasonal depression?

🤤Yup.
by Watson4real February 11, 2024
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An Hail Mary Dynamite

What I call homo-sapiens who have abscesses.
Person 1: Do you have an abscess?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good...you are An Hail Mary Dynamite.
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 10, 2025
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Mary’s kids

Mary’s kids are repeat juvenile offenders in Minneapolis who receive light or no sentences from county attorney Mary Moriarty.
The 16-year old committed five armed robberies but was out of detention in a month. He’s one of Mary’s kids.
by MplsMickey February 16, 2024
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Mary

Mary is a very nice person, around particular people, and she always listens to you however this is only when it concerns her. Mary is a loud annoying and obnoxious person around popular people, this does not mean she isn’t nice to talk to when she’s alone. Mary is very sensitive when it comes to her height, weight, acne and her hair this makes mary a very scared and insecure person. Mary’s sister is very kind and sweet but the second she finds you annoying she will make you commit social death, which may... will result in you moving schools or dying. As nice as mary is she is still not a very nice person to any clique other than “the populars” which makes sense because she is one. One day Mary will be a mother and have to explain how she lost her virginity at 13 xxx
“Mary is a big fat bitch.” - her enemies (plural)

“Mary is my best friend she’s so cool.” - one of the annoying popular people

“Mary is so popular i wish we could be friends”. - needy person
by big fat bitch boutta rant November 6, 2018
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Pulling a marie

Pulling a marie is being unnecessarily mean to someone. Mostly done in the middle of a conversation or a text; bully
“Hey did you ever finish the homework?” “Shut up you’re a child. Imagine not being 18.” “Hahaha you really pulled a marie.” The person responding went off topic and insulted them for no reason, unprovoked. This is how they are pulling a marie.
by Jimothy Corona April 16, 2021
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Mary

Great girlfriend. Loyal usually had a bf by the name of a Javier.
by Jeff Dawson November 13, 2019
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