Playing baseball with an ax and a grenade

A phrase used in reaponse to to someone else’s unnecessarily risky behavior.

Johnny: Did you hear that Bruce is going to be free climbing the Grand Canyon upside down and blindfolded, all the while having a rattlesnake coiled around his penis!?
Gregor: well, he sure is playing baseball with an ax and a grenade.

by The Earl of Sandwiches May 9, 2018

Financial Fair Play

Established by UEFA to prevent football clubs from spending more than they actually earn.
**Does not apply to Manchester City

"That is the only thing that disturbs. My opinion about FFP (Financial Fair Play) doesn't change, like my opinion on VAR."
- Jose Mourinho

by a dude, not a dudette July 15, 2020

play games on yo phone

Banger by MC Virgins (primarily MC Kudge)

Play games on yo phone is an underated MC Virgins song.

by tejodatatortot March 31, 2021

playing clown

The act of blowing up balloons with nitrous, and inhaling them while on psychedelics to enhance visuals. The key to playing clown is replicating the sound of a balloon being blown up by a clown at a party, or by a wook at a music festival.

Bro 1: Did you hear those balloons being filled up at our neighbors campsite until 4:30 am last night?

Bro 2: Sounds like they were playing clown.

by rslock February 13, 2021

nation play

A type of roleplay, often in adult content, where participants take on the personas of different countries, enacting scenarios based on geopolitical relationships, historical conflicts, or diplomatic interactions. It often involves a dom-sub dynamic, with one "nation" asserting control over the other, mimicking real or fictional power struggles. This can include exaggerated stereotypes, historical rivalries, or diplomatic tensions.

She played as the British Empire, and I was a rebellious colony. Let’s just say nation play ended with me getting thoroughly colonized.

by tirnek April 3, 2025

Guy Who Plays Drumset

If his name is Ian, then he's really hot, tall, and has beautiful blue eyes.

That Guy Who Plays Drumset is so bleepin' cool

by Fujiwara no-Sai May 3, 2019

they aren't playing with a full deck

When adults have mental issues, whether diagnosed, or gone undiagnosed, that lead them to act out erratically, or not like a logical, pragmatic individual.

Example: "they aren't playing with a full deck."

Damien: I ain’t going after nobody! They are fully grown adults. If they choose to go out that door, mad, or whatever, so be it.

Jimmie: Well, they may be fully grown adults, but…

Felicity: (Cutting her father, Jimmie, off). But they aren’t playing with a full deck.

by Danny Boss June 12, 2022