by Bobs sandwiches December 1, 2020

When someone gives a shitty excuse as for why he can't attend an event. The adult equivalent of "my dog ate my homework", transparent.
by Noiryx March 3, 2018

we all strive for a lit sammich, classic line of mine for when you find joy in something/someone. (please use it i’ve never heard it anywhere else & I frankly feel dumb when I say it with the looks I get) I digress, spread of the lit sandwich is essential to everyone’s sake.
successfully reaching marriage with a fine ass female that you enjoy your days with
you: lit sandwich
successfully reaching new vegas through Quarry Junction at level 1
you: lit sandwich
watching joe rogan interview roe jogan
you: lit sandwich
you: lit sandwich
successfully reaching new vegas through Quarry Junction at level 1
you: lit sandwich
watching joe rogan interview roe jogan
you: lit sandwich
by mistatenbelow March 2, 2021

When you are deciding rather you want a burrito or a sandwich so you gather all the ingredients for a sandwich and a burrito to where you make a huge fucking mess that you have to clean up later
Hey David I’m kind of hungry I’m going to make a burrito sandwich
Grant what the fuck is a burrito sandwich ?
Grant what the fuck is a burrito sandwich ?
by My name is Dave June 28, 2021

When a man ejaculates inside of a woman’s ass and licks his gooey man jam as it fall back out between the woman’s bread buns.
by Breadbun November 9, 2020

by Natepuppy69 November 16, 2019

by camper2017 September 14, 2017
