A Hot Air Balloon is a sexual act involving two partners. One partner, the "balloon", prepares for the act a day before by eating foods that contain high concentrations of fiber and dairy. For best results, the balloon should avoid defecation until the next day when the Hot Air Balloon is to be performed. When both partners are ready for the Hot Air Balloon, the balloon positions his/her anus directly above the other partner, or the "ballooner". The ballooner opens his/her mouth to take a full load of feces from the balloon. Without swallowing or spilling any of the (most likely very liquid) feces, the ballooner must then blow up the balloon. That is to say, he/she must blow the hot liquidy feces back into the balloon's ass.

1: "Taco Bell tonight?"
2: "Sure, just hold it in so we can Hot Air Balloon, tomorrow!"

Hot Air Balloon by bootthescoot November 10, 2020

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Hot Man Ass

Hot man ass is ass that is hot and is owned particularly from a man. It is not gay, however, to think someone has hot man ass, as it is in fact a very straight thing to think.

Greg: Man, that guy has some hot man ass.
Kerry: That's gay, Greg.
Greg: No it's not! It's hot man ass!

Hot Man Ass by Homecoming was bad December 22, 2020

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Hot Dorothy

When you throw up and shit at the same time.

Jamie got so wasted last night she pulled a Hot Dorothy this morning.

Hot Dorothy by SpaceCataz211 December 28, 2020

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Hot pockets

Why did those have to get recalled? (Unless your reading in 2100)

Daddy loves his hot pockets. He eats them all the time.

Hot pockets by My yee 2 January 17, 2021

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