electro hoe

Short form of electronic whore.

1. Someone whose life completely revolves and depends upon technology. This person can usually be found buying every new piece of technology as soon as it hits the market.

2. A person who acts like a whore behind the guise of technology (on social networking websites, msn, texting, phone, webcam). Ironically, in many cases, these electro whores are quite chaste in person and use technology to portray a sluttish persona.

1. Mike: Holy hell, John just went out and bought the new iPhone model.
Steve: Shit son, didn't he just buy one last year!?
Mike: God damn that guy is such an electro hoe.

2. I met this little elctro hoe off myspace. She stripped for me on webcam bet when I got her over to my house I could barely get to second base .

by pimpgangstapoet May 13, 2008

Techno-hoe

The ho that seeks out and sleeps with people who have the latest and greatest technology.

You know David has been getting laid a lot more just cause he had the Galaxy S4 a few days before it came out. He must know a lot of techno-hoes.

by Janky Jimmy May 18, 2013

skeez hoe

Slut of epic proportion

That Skeez hoe cheated on her man with his brother.

by Johnny B Gooderrr April 30, 2014

Glass hoe

When girls trying to be sexy through windows but just look like caged monkeys.

Guy1: wow look at that girl through that window
Guy2: oh she a glass hoe

by Infinitelyyourshoe July 29, 2014

Timmies hoe

A girl who works at Tim Horton's

Louis: Your old lady still working at the Subway
Jeff: No man she quit that shit job now she's a Timmies hoe.

by dubeswiggins November 24, 2014

hookah hoe

a hookah hoe is a girl thats like to fucks when shes high

damn bro u see that hookah hoe she going

by prettiest_darkskn January 26, 2015

Hoe-off

Masculine: (Bro-off) A competition in which two or more hoes or bros go out to a local party or gathering with the intent of collect the phone numbers of as many men or women as possible. The winner has the most phone numbers by the end of the night.

Brittney thinks she's cuter than me. I'll challenge her to a hoe-off

by tomthegladiator June 13, 2015