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Ice cream on the pavement

Slang term referring to a fallacy of argument, the act of referencing a source or example that has very little or nothing to do with a current debate. The act of turning attention away from matter at hand by creating a distraction.
Mike: No you're wrong there were three cupcakes left.
Jared: You don't know what you're talking about, last time I checked you have to be able to count to be an accountant.
Mike: Oh, alright ice cream on the pavement, whatever you say.
by Kim tedeze March 20, 2012
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You want cream with that?

A play on the phrase, "You want fries with that?". It is a reference to a girl that is as easy to get as fastfood with as many diseases as fastfood has too. The cream in the phrase refers to cream that is used to get rid of STDs.
Tim: I think I'm going to ask Julie on a date man.
Old Greg: You want cream with that?
Tim: Huh?
Old Greg: Do you want cream for all the STDs she's going to give you?
Tim: What are you talking about?
Old Greg: Dude, Julie is a mad hoe.
Tim: Fuck that's shitty, but thanks for warning me bro.
by Young&Wild December 19, 2011
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Flaming butterscotch cream pie

to poop in someones pants set it on fire and throw it at their head, while yelling "mmm, taste good."
last night at the party I got a flaming butterscotch cream pie after a few drinks. It was awesome and I heard it's on Youtube.
by acshowtime February 22, 2011
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cream filled dicky bar

a penis.also a way of getting a woman to agree to give head
Man: wanna try my cream filled dicky bar?

Woman: shur,is that like a twinky

Man: cum here ill show ya
by gun3 March 2, 2011
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Cream-skimmer

To be the first to get something for nothing. Example: A man hires a carpenter crew to build his home and a friend of the home owner believes he can pick up scrap wood without permission with, undo care of maybe the home owner or carpenters may want the scrap wood.
First to Recieve,Cream-Skimmer is someone who is Selfish,Personal Gain
by pushnook August 12, 2011
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ice cream final

Finishing a long week of finals and celebrating with ice cream.
Those finals were hard. Its ice cream final time
by jennayyyyyyyyy June 16, 2011
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front bottom cream

A thick cream used to lubricate the penis during masturbation.
Person 1: "Babes wank me off. It's my favourite thing"
Person 2: "hang on a second, I'll just get the front bottom cream!"
by harry crisp July 1, 2011
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