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bum blitz

guy 1-I had a bum blitz last night
guy 2- I don't need to know that
by memewentz June 23, 2016
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Bum ring

When a person sucks the Poo out of some ones anus and proceeds the eat the little chunks of Poo extracted out of the bum
Person one - what did u do last night

Person two- I bum ringed her but I can’t get the Poo smell out of my breathe
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My bum

Very
“My bum is very”
by The creator of my bum June 19, 2022
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Bum-fuck Nowhere

A scale mainly used in the New Zealand backcountry to describe the remoteness of a location. This tends to be calculated based on how long it’d take you to travel human powered with the gear you have to the nearest state/national highway.
Mate, this has to be at least a fuckin 9.6 on the Bum-fuck nowhere scale…
by Big O Dowie January 3, 2025
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Bum-noting

When you have fun sliding down a snowy hill with a plastic device, preferably placed under you're bum (gyat). Can be used in other contexts as well, you make your choice...😳🥵🧫Is the most fun when it’s a good glide. Try to avoid the grus, for the smoothest experience!

Origin: The king of sweden Gustav the third inevented the word in the 1700s. He was speculated to have been using this technique with his dear “friend” (suuure..) Urban.
"Its snowing! I think I'm gonna go bum-noting later."

"It's more fun when you're two, i'll bring the bumnote😏"
by cleverjerk567 May 12, 2025
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Bum squonk

A person or persons who have such a deep seated love for vaping they squonk (the act of squeezing a bottle on a vape to shoot e-liquid onto the vaporising coil above) e-liquid into the rectal cavity to achieve pleasure from the sudden and dangerous rush of nicotine.

Typically done in the same way an enema is administered but with less liquid.
Did you hear Tyrone passed out last night, apparently he over did it on the bum squonk and is still farting vape clouds.
by Trendy@newtrends February 16, 2022
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bum swipe

A bum swipe is a maneuver, usually dared, in where the person involves has to rub their buttock as inconspiculously as possible against a designated member of the public, ideally without getting caught. As a game this is best performed in a busy public enviroment like a bar or a cinema.
Scott just bum swiped that police officer. Fuck sake whit a dong.

Maurice: Here Scott, I dare you to bum swipe the receptionist.
by ilikeurmaonacid December 7, 2013
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