American pied

When a male or female gets caught masturbating by their other half

When my girlfriend wasn't expecting me to come home so early I American pied her.

by Darrajrekab January 18, 2024

American Cure-All

The practice of taking a couple Advil pills and “sleeping it off” Usually performed by an individual that experiences a pain that should warrant a hospital visit, but the individual cannot afford a hospital bill.

Greg fell down the stairs last night. He could barely walk after and I wanted to take him to the hospital , but he did the American Cure-All and walked out of the house this morning like nothing was wrong.

by Glarfl January 25, 2024

All-American Poop-Out

A type of performative pooping festival common in the rural United States.

I’ve just got to get down to the All-American Poop-Out at the fairgrounds…

by Master P’s Theater January 28, 2024

American

A person who should be banned from Earth, is a psychopath, does things no one ever does, and is just plain dumb.
A person who puts cereal before the milk

Bro, these Americans really think cereal goes before the milk!

by Scrolte February 6, 2024

American Roulette

When you grab a cops gun and try to shoot yourself before another cop shoots you.

“Bro what happen to Jim, heard he went to the hospital”

“Dude, he tried to play American Roulette”

by k1ng.k3rm1t February 6, 2024

Native American

coolest people on earth only make up 2% of the global population and belongs to the indigenous family which makes up 4% of the earth a sadly rare and endangered ethnic group treated wrong for

centuries and land stolen we didnt even know what war was we used to live in a world of peace but europeans have introduced us to hatred especially towards them its in there tradition to take land

non white person : hi
white person:go back to your country!
non white person who is Native American: I am native american and you should go back to your country as you are standing in mine and have ancestors who stole this country from me

by Aust2920448mkdkem November 20, 2023

Native Americans

The original owners of south america,central america ,north america,siberia

Native americans cant live in peace and have even a bit of land even on islands europeans put a name tag over it and claim its theirs and they dont even call it a state we can never have anything

by Aust2920448mkdkem November 20, 2023