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The moonwalking, high-heeled, fedora-wearing, sparkly-gloved King of Pop whose voice could heal, whose moves could kill, and whose legacy could fill galaxies. A living legend (scratch that, an eternal one.) Known for turning sidewalk tiles into disco floors, and for asking humanity the real questions like "Annie, are you okay?"
Synonyms: MJ, Applehead (real MJ fans will get this), King of Pop, He Who Defied Gravity, The Gloved One.
Side Effects of Exposure:
• Sudden desire to learn the moonwalk.
• Random “hee-hee!”s in conversation.
• Compulsive glove and/or fedora shopping.
• Deep emotional connection to a man who asked us to heal the world.
Synonyms: MJ, Applehead (real MJ fans will get this), King of Pop, He Who Defied Gravity, The Gloved One.
Side Effects of Exposure:
• Sudden desire to learn the moonwalk.
• Random “hee-hee!”s in conversation.
• Compulsive glove and/or fedora shopping.
• Deep emotional connection to a man who asked us to heal the world.
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