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Bobbing for farts

The act of flatuating while your lower half of the body is submerged underwater and catching the air bubbles in your mouth as they pop at the surface.
Yeah cake farts are cool, but have you ever tried bobbing for farts? My Uncle Jeremy showed me this game at our annual fundraiser 'Pool Party for the Poor'. I recommend eating sauerkraut beforehand to build the natural gasses in your body and for best taste results.
by lenny potatochips October 30, 2019
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Bob

Bob is the cutest, the brightest and the most intelligent goldfish that always smiles and makes you laugh all the time. It’s pure joy to watch him swim around the glass jar even though sometimes he wants to come out. Then you have to tell him why he can’t leave the water. Even though i love him very much, i can’t let him do anything he wants because sometimes he may be a bit silly. He’s really active which is bad for a fish but that’s Bob. don’t forget to feed him or if u fed him because he won’t remind you. if you feed him too much or too less he will either explode or shrink to death so you need to be super careful. Other than that he is the most perfect goldfish for dinner, only if you’ve fed him well enough; it’s better if you dip Bob in soy sauce and don’t forget to cook him before eating as he might have std which is very contagious and can be critical to not only you but also your offsprings.
Kid: “mommy i’m hungry, can we have Bob for dinner today?”
Mom: “He’s not fat enough yet, maybe next week he’ll be ready
by BobbyLad November 22, 2021
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Bobs

Bobs is always easily mistaken as Bob, but he’s not Bob. Bob stands for the builder in his character; while the S stands for Singapore. Therefore, Bob from Singapore equates to Bobs.
Be like Bobs, build the right thing.
by Bobssss November 22, 2021
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Bob

Bob is a handsome chiseled man. Man of many talents but most known for his acts of service and bravery for his country. Humble and soft spoken also loyal and trustworthy. He is a ladies man and calls his moustache a sofa ‘Any girl can take a sit on this sofa’.
Bob is a smart guy.
by donna_69 November 22, 2021
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Black Bob

a person endowed with exceptional qualities or abilities.

a person having achieved popularity, profit, or distinction.
by Bbtheprofessor November 22, 2021
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BOB

It is the name of a magnificent home in Turkish borders. It is also used among home residents to call other ones.
- Did you go BOB earlier today?
- BOB, one of my friends coming for a sleepover. Is it okay?
by LostraSalonuAyakkabıBoyaKostar November 21, 2021
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Bob ur uncle

by VioletPW November 21, 2021
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