Your Tea's Weak

An insult used towards people that specifies that they have weak insults and banter game.

Shut up man, your tea's weak!

by Doctor Defenition May 31, 2018

tea towelling

When you are so completely dry that you absorb all of the other persons/people's sexual moisture

She was so dry I was basically tea towelling her

by Gayman_13 January 12, 2017

Arizona Tea

The greatest thing on this wretched earth

Person A: Arizona Tea sucks bro why would you drink that?
Person B: *starts beating him to the ground*

by RandomLozer August 26, 2022

Vampire tea

An used tampon that, when put into boiling water, makes it bloody, terefore making it good source of food for vampires

A: You really prefer vampires over werewolfs? Are you insane? Werewolfs are fluffy, soft and hot and don't need to harm you to survive.

B: But vampires are handsome.

A: They are gross! Havn't you hear of vampire tea?!?!?!

by Opso Opos April 26, 2021

tea

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oh my god you have such a tea!!

by yourfavnigga November 20, 2022

Green Tea

In China, Vietnam is referred to as a girl who hangs out with other people's boyfriends as "friends" and is the third person, girls who appear pure, innocent but actually she is very cunning and calculating, loves to joke around and is always interested in someone who has girlfriend. They have the characteristics of "pick me girl" but worse and always act like the victim when you get jealous when they flirt with your boyfriend then because of that innocence the sins are often overlooked by the boyfriend pour on you because you was “overreacting”

'I dont know why she hates me so much, I just want to hanging out with you...If i'm annoying her that much it's all my fault.'
'Look what you done!? you need to sorry her, don't cry it's not your fault'
'WTF you really believe that little green tea?!?'

by Soup222 February 16, 2022

tea-wave

The wave of tea, usually herbal, caused by the strung tea bag dropping from the top side of the mug to the lower side during tilting. The resulting tidal wave of tea is hot and can both surprise and burn the victim, although the phenomenon usually occurs towards the end of the drink when temperatures are cooler but tilt angles are higher.

"Pass me a towel, I just got hit with a tea-wave"

by Big_Bad_Frank November 4, 2021