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bloody tea bags

Uncommonly a fetish and aphrodisiac, this is the act of collecting and sucking on frozen bloody tampons to get turned on.
When I was younger my sister dated a dude who collected and froze her dirty tampons in the freezer to suck on in order to get turned on when he was in the mood. This is what is known as "bloody tea bags."
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Tea

Tea is NOT just a beverage. Tea is gossip and drama usually spilt by a few people like tea dealers there’s mostly one sometimes. But tea does go around in friendships.
Me to someone who wants tea: I heard that yesterday Becky was out for getting lip fillers

Person who wants tea: wow that’s some tea

Me to my friend,Ashley ( made up): ooo you got any tea I need tea
Ashley ( again made up): yep
Me: yay! Spill the tea all of it please! I might have some too.

Ashley: ok I heard that Gabby ( made up) called your man ugly and gay.

Me: THAT BITCH. Ashley that’s some tea thanks for telling me.

Ashley: what’s the tea?
Me: oh my boyfriend you know ,Kyle ( MADE UP AGAIN) said i love you

Ashley: awww that’s some cute tea.

( disclaimer:ALL THE NAMES I USED ARE MADE UP I DONT KNOW PEOPLE WITH THESE NAMES ITS MADE UP AGAIN I REPEAT THE NAMES ARE MADE UP)
by Thatgirl05 October 6, 2019
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TEA

some spicy dramaaa. NORMIES often use this to say “oh would you like some tea” , but the NON NORMIES say “ oooooo amelie do you have some tea to spill” meaning they are asking to be let into all the gossip !
amelie do you have any tea to spill

“ONG TEAAAAA”
by teatimeladyz November 21, 2018
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texas tea and cookies

"Man I don't know if she is hardcore-friendzoning me or if she wants to have texas tea and cookies"

"What do you think my parents will do if I have texas tea and cookies?"
by dogroastias December 2, 2016
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Texas tea kettle

Wait till somebody has to poop then tie them upside down and stretch out their asshole, then proceed to pour boiling water down the anus, wait a few and then drink the results
I want some Texas tea kettle right about now
by Thatonecoolguy62974 June 14, 2025
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british tea cup

someone who comes from britain and regularly drinks tea.
don't be such an british tea cup
by KetchupCake April 26, 2017
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Tea

Tea, a warm herbal drink. It can also be known as penis.
Hey girl you want this tea
“Sure I’d love a good sip”
by Sipthetea445 November 23, 2018
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