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Universal Nigga Card

The universally recognized license to say the term "nigga" as a Caucasian and not be royally fucked up by the black community. The one and only active UNC is issued to the legendary rapper Marshall Mathers AKA Eminem.
Bruh, Eminem has the only Universal Nigga Card in the galaxy. He's the only white dude who can say "nigga" freely and not get Timberland stomped. The world must respect Eminem.
by GangstaWee June 2, 2022
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Northern Michigan University

Shit place. You don’t get help when you need it. You go back years later. Required to have public safety help you move. Same officers you realize didn’t help and had contradictory reports you have, yet You thank them. They beat you and say you’re going to jail and take all of your shit, and don’t return, so when you return home you have no keys and pay a Fortune. They don’t tell you why you’re going. You’re handicapped. And admitted days before that you’re being harassed by head person. Don’t waste time. Record every conversation like I did. If you need help. Mary B will help you. Refunded everything and erased transcript. But seems like after their doj lawsuit and many others. They still can’t keep up with their promises after federal government gave order for what they did during gag order. If you want to be scared for no help when beaten or beaten by them. Go ahead and waste time. Gah orders basically still there. Look up every lawsuit. Wish I never went back. Thought issues fixed.
Northern Michigan University treats disabled and mentally I’ll people like shit still
by Nicole Ap February 3, 2024
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Universe Reset

A group of highly unstable retards whose only job is to make one person's life a living hell. Also known as "gangbanging" him/her into hopeless despair of ones useless fucking life. One invested with about twenty six alternate accounts mostly maid by the princess herself.
"Hey do you know about Universe Reset?"
"You mean those retards who can't tell a word from a letter?"
"Yup."
by Grim__ April 10, 2022
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university picnic

(n.) an event characterized by the intake of pizza, beer, and marijuana while lounging on the floor of a room; (v.) to engage in a chairless picnic of pizza, beer, and marijuana in a sparsely appointed room, such as a cheap studio apartment or dorm room.
They kicked through the half-emptied growlers and greasy pizza boxes left over from the university picnic to get to the bed, high as hell, nestling under wool blankets to finish the peerless finale of Gravity Falls.
by Adabeie July 11, 2016
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Universal apocalypse blackhole

A blackhole so large that it can swallow the entire universe.
'The universe grew so cold that all the stars faded into blackholes, merged and eventually grew into one so massive that it became a universal apocalypse blackhole, which swallowed the entire universe.'
by DianaLuciusDeCollis July 29, 2022
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