PG-13 euphemism for intercourse between consenting adults. Popularized by Danny DeVito as on an episode of Taxi when his character (Louie DePalma) confessed to Rhea Perlman (who played his girlfriend on the show) that he had an affair behind her back.
"Well, Sophie and I.....we took a hammock ride."
"Losers whine and make excuses. Winners do their dirty work and take a hammock ride with the prom queen."
"Losers whine and make excuses. Winners do their dirty work and take a hammock ride with the prom queen."
by Ten Forward September 14, 2015
Get the hammock ridemug. by Dandified August 6, 2022
Get the dandy Randy Ridemug. When 3 or more men all ride each other in a large orgy. Normally takes place in some type of wheeled vehicle.
Girl One: How is your day?
Girl Two: Awful! My boyfriend broke up with me and joined a group of guys who like “Riding the Shoppingcart.”
Girl Two: Awful! My boyfriend broke up with me and joined a group of guys who like “Riding the Shoppingcart.”
by Chubby_Faggot123 July 4, 2018
Get the Riding The Shoppingcartmug. Driving a car with the seat laid back, the male positions his cock, and the girl into the riding position. Both facing forward, she controls the steering wheel, while you control the acceleration and breaking with your feet. Since you have limited visibility, she will determine the drive speed based on how hard she rides you. The faster she rides the more you accelerate, the slower she rides the slower you go.
Jack: Gosh, I sure am hungry.
Liam: let’s go get food
Jack thinking “gosh I haven’t been riding dirty in forever, sure hope that happens”
*hops in car and Liam rides Jack dirty*
Jack and Liam: oh yeah!
Liam: let’s go get food
Jack thinking “gosh I haven’t been riding dirty in forever, sure hope that happens”
*hops in car and Liam rides Jack dirty*
Jack and Liam: oh yeah!
by Smily pickle May 23, 2025
Get the Riding Dirtymug. In IT: When you start a task but can't finish it because it triggers a deep stack of necessary supporting tasks; similar to shaving the yak.
In other usage: a long and complex swindle.
In other usage: a long and complex swindle.
"I was trying to install tensorflow with gpu support, but first I had to install cuda toolkit, but to do that I had to install conda for Windows, but to do that I had to install....." ... etc. "I understand, you got taken on a Missouri boat ride"
by joseywales1331_1 May 14, 2023
Get the missouri boat ridemug. Example: if someone (typically a fan) who is obsessed with their favorite entertainer, so much that even if that entertainer is problematic or just a piece of shit, and if they still support them then they’re soul riding.
by DYW August 31, 2022
Get the Soul Ridingmug. An acquaintance who has a vehicle who doesn't charge you gas money and is generally available. They are not really your friend, but you hit them up when you need a ride. They are your ride friend.
Reggie: "I hate my name. Why am I named Reggie?"
Jayson: "I don't know. Can you ask your bro with a car to take us to the party? You know your ride friend?"
Reggie: "Yeah, sure. I'm having a big crisis over my identity now though. Cant' you help me?"
Jayson: "Yeah, easy. We'll call you "the Terror"from now on. Now hit up your ride friend or I'll call you R.G. and you know
what that may stand for..."
Reggie: "The Terror is texting as we speak."
Jayson: "I don't know. Can you ask your bro with a car to take us to the party? You know your ride friend?"
Reggie: "Yeah, sure. I'm having a big crisis over my identity now though. Cant' you help me?"
Jayson: "Yeah, easy. We'll call you "the Terror"from now on. Now hit up your ride friend or I'll call you R.G. and you know
what that may stand for..."
Reggie: "The Terror is texting as we speak."
by von groovy July 11, 2024
Get the Ride Friendmug.