Nutsack porn

Nutsack porn is when the woman violently rips off the man’s Nutsack
Usually the man says cute and fucking dies

Jack: Guys I just saw John watching nutsack porn
John: Nuh uh

by Fishsuckscarp15 June 3, 2023

porn soulmate

1. the porn star of your dreams, who you watch mostly, when watching porn.

2.your favorite porn star who you really wanna fuck badly.

Tyler: Aww man, I think I found my porn soulmate!

James: Really, who?

Tyler: Sasha Grey, god she is sooo hot.

by DevilRogue July 26, 2012

Porn

The best show there is

Mike:I cought on my favorite show last night

Bob:Oh really what is it

Mike:Its called porn

by Ihateithere_5547 March 14, 2020

choke porn

watching someone choke so hard, it makes your phallus throttle

omg how did they lose that lead! that's choke porn right there

by stresspacito October 14, 2018

Porn

Did you mean "Cocaine"?

Erotic material made to brainwash you.

Porn is a highly addictive drug and leads to problems such as depression, having no friends, being antisocial etc.

Not consuming porn includes effects such as the following:

Super strength, teleportation, flight, high IQ, lots of bitches, being respected, energy boost, increased testosterone, increased confidence, transcend reality, and so on. (If I list everything, there's not gonna be enough space here)

by edranka October 3, 2024

Porn

you fat idiot, you know what this is. you just searched it to get a little chuckle. go touch grass you pathetic heathen!

16 year old boy in puberty: *masturbating to porn*
dad walks in*
dad: you're pathetic

by shitting while ssleeping July 18, 2024

boomer porn

Boomer porn is Fox News, America One Network and other hyperpartisan conservative media outlets. It can also be outrageous videos from hyper partisan conservative politicians and commentators.

All my father does all day, is watch Boomer porn

by The Big Labiaoski November 28, 2021