Hot Pocket

When a male shits in a females vagina and then has sex with the female afterwords

I did a hot pocket last night. It was sooo good.

by MassivePenis69 March 30, 2017

Hot Pocket Explosion

when a girl cums and squirts at the same time

last night i gave my girl hot pocket explosion. she couldn't walk for weeks

by Kredddd April 20, 2017

curly hot pocket

When you and a woman are fucking and you cut off some pubes put them in her vagina then eat her out.

Guy 1: I gave a curly hot pocket to Jessica
Guy 2: Nice dude

by Pervertedgamer0 April 21, 2017

pocket thief

Noun.) a killer that stabs his victims ( mostly women) 37 times in the genitalia, then steals their ovaries.

"The pocket thief stole that dead woman's ovaries!"

by Nicolle Burlington May 4, 2017

Alabama Tepid Pocket

When you poop in a bucket and let it cool off before putting it inside of a vagina and have sex with it.

She wasn't ok with it hot, so I pooped in a bucket then gave her an Alabama tepid pocket.

by makinitupasigoalong May 19, 2017

Hot Pocket

When you are fucking a toaster and you hold down the power button.

I burned my dick giving my toaster a Hot Pocket.

by CowboysFan777 June 3, 2017

Hot Pocket

When you are fucking a toaster and you push the power button down thus burning your genitals.

Me: "Man, my dick is on fire."
Friend: "Why?"
Me: "I was giving my toaster a Hot Pocket."

by CowboysFan777 June 3, 2017