atomic penis

A penis of unbelievable stature and size. Enough penis to make an elephant cry.

Ron Jeremy and Peter North both have legendary penises but Joe Error has an Atomic Penis.

by Suze January 16, 2004

penis bearer

Term used by women as a generic reference in place of "a man" or "a guy." Used primarily in the context of tasks requiring particular masculine qualities, such as strength, or when alluding to generalized masculine stereotypes of behavior or attitude.

"How are we going to get all these boxes moved?" "Oh, I'm sure we can find a penis bearer to do it for us."

"You know once we get this all set up, some penis bearer is just going to tell us we did it all wrong."

by elea26 August 14, 2008

penis tail

What Weimaraners have. So called because the docked tail resembles a penis.

Look! That Weimaraner has a penis tail! Grab it and see what happens!

Also, the dog owned by the yuppie couple in "Best in Show" is a Weimaraner and sports quite a lovely penis tail.

by Karl Moen December 9, 2008

Emo Penis

A penis that gets no action, and therefore sits alone in its pants.

Dude, John hasn't had any action in months, he has an emo penis

by Jorge & Ashley January 3, 2009

penis embargo

When a person decides they had enough of the cock and they refuse to allow entry of the cock.

Jane declared a penis embargo when she caught Jack cheating on her.

by Jonas Velouria December 7, 2005

white penis

The male sexual organ as is possessed by a male of European origins.

Known to be the “average” in American culture, Caucasian penises are also known to be the softest penis amongst other races and also being angled at approximately 90 +/- 15 degrees when erect.

Woman: Oh wow that white penis is nice and squishy.

by Mr. Arrogance August 14, 2007

Jew Penis

also see: Godzilla Cock

"Oh my god! It's a jew penis! It's going to crush us all!"

by Jewperman August 31, 2008