Boned

1. to be hard or erect
2. to be fucked or to be having sex

"Dude Mariah just sent me a nude, I'm so boned"

by ddiicckk December 1, 2019

Bones

I'm losing all my bones, cuz there's bones in my bones.

Remix of the song "Bones" but every noun is Bones.

"Ma BONES is wailing is this entertaining our BONES is wailing is this entertaining?"

by lmncz February 17, 2023

Defensive Burning Bones

Sun Tsugoku | Tomjiro

I just rushed this nigga and he Defensive Burning Bonesd me

by thisuernameisunavailable March 12, 2023

where yo bones at?

You’re asking a lot of questions for someone who doesn’t even know where your own bones are

Dogs be like: Where yo bones at?

by Alcoheric Scruggs January 31, 2023

Serious Bones

Sexual intercourse that lasts longer that four hours

Oliver: Dude, yesterday Sarah and I were planning some serious bones for the evening, so I popped 4 Viagra. It still hasn't gone down.
Harold: Maybe you should go talk to your doctor about that.

by Oceaninto January 5, 2017

Bone Broth

(n) Male ejaculate; semen ; spunk ; load

She was on a liquid detox but was craving something salty so I offered her some of my organic non GMO bone broth

by Evaneezer September 23, 2019

bone geyser

the act of urinating with an erection

With a raging boner and a full bladder, the king had no choice but to do a handstand for his bone geyser

by purple head August 10, 2015