The Towns

“the towns” means anywhere in NYC (brooklyn, the bronx, manhattan, queens)

ps. staten island dont count because us new yorkers dont jack it

dd: yo muddy its been a min since we last linked

dstar: nah word mud i gotta go back to the towns i miss it out there

by onlyyprime December 21, 2024

Stubby Town

Tiny hairs that grow on a bitches pussy and almost resemble the texture of a man’s facial hair. You never want to eat a girl out in the dark if you think she is home to a stubby town. This you will regret.

Person 1: “Hey Man you fuck that bitch last night”
Person 2: “Nah just ate her out.”
Person 1: “She was lowkey hot, I bet that was pretty good.”
Person 1: “No, she had a stubby town growing down there”
Person 2: “I think I’m gonna puke!”

by Phil MePuss February 4, 2023

sinke town

you are lost

you are still lost sinke town

by mr beebo September 27, 2020

PJ Town

PJ Town is a cozy little community geographically located to the east of Dickdoodlesville. While this town shares some common traits with Dickdoodlesville such as unfinished projects, it differs in many ways. Most notably you will know when you have crossed over from Dickdoodlesville into PJ Town by the strict 6:00pm curfew and subsequent lights out policy. If you are travelling in PJ Town you must stop and visit the Deadson Monument. No one really knows exactly when this monument arrived but is believed to have been there since the town’s beginning. The townsfolk have been paying homage to this monument annually by throwing some parts at it and Praying.

In PJ Town Sheriff Frombie enforced a strict lights out policy at 6:00pm daily.

by Birdy604 November 11, 2021

Wacky Town

The town of wacky-ness

Wacky town is better then Crimson Countryside, and Happy Homestead"

by YungNeeson72 July 22, 2025

harper towne

Hi any of my classmates graduating a year i am not putting out there but any ways why did you search my name up leave a like if you were in my class any year

harper towne was in my class, this is true bc i am ht

by hartfordconneticut October 6, 2020

Brown town cobbler

a lewd performance involving butt stuff and cobbling

hey baby, wanna do the Brown town cobbler again tonight after the kids go to bed?

by Anne300d March 27, 2021