John Shields

A man with a massive cock. Be a John Shields.

John Shields made me cum hard with his massive cocker.

by FettiWillfredo March 6, 2022

john ding

John ding is the blackest man ever!

Girl 1: who is that man?
Girl2: that must be John ding!

by Halls bæ May 16, 2018

John Stamosos

Inventor of Apple. Propa goat, propa memer, can crank on kids, wants to join your culture because he's a goat. He touched his own leg at 5 years old.

John Stamosos

by vipzhere September 24, 2019

John Hartsfield

An absolute fuckboi who's a bum-ass good for nothing. Someone who usually sits around their house all day playing video games and eating unhealthy foods. When they're confronted with the truth or have nothing to say, they usually resort to gay jokes since that is the full extent of their intellect.

Stop being a fucking John Hartsfield and do something with your life!

by Jiblaw September 3, 2016

The John Cena

When having sex with a woman, you pull out and stick it in her ass, hook her ankle and pull it up to her waist, then chokehold her while shouting "SUBMIT!" while she screams.

(If she taps out you then run around the room making crowd noises and imitating John Cena's theme song)

I'm so sorry John Cena.
I know I'm going to hell.

I gave her the John Cena Signature STFU!

by Johnny Blaze -v- January 20, 2016

Lumber John

A fancy woodsman with a PhD in Jacking Lumber.

Wow, that Lumber John is exquisitely dressed. What a professional.

by GeezLouise23 September 4, 2011

John Deluca

A term for a person who is very short has a big head and is extremely unfunny. He or she can normally be found jerking off a homeless man

Man my friend is a real John Deluca We need to help him

by Duck0 October 12, 2019