hard pubes

When the shit coming from your ass sticks to your pubes and then dries out so your pubes become rock hard.

Hey bro, can I suck on your hard pubes?

by Debilni kmetavzar pod mostom May 10, 2023

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Hard Dump

A hard dump, as opposed to a soft dump, is when a partner suddenly severs ties with his/her partner. It is not uncommon to find this style breakup in today’s fast-paced, instant gratification culture. Contrary to popular belief, this breakup practice can be used in any relationship from pseudo to factual. A hard dump is almost always associated with phrases such as “I think you’re a really great person” or “I hope we can still be friends” and the all-time favorite “I know you’ll find someone as amazing as you are”

Can you believe how Brad hard dumped Angelina? I heard he did it via text, too. Ouchhh

by The Man. The Myth. April 21, 2022

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Hard Time

What your dumb ass ends up serving because you mixed up your Grandpa's viagra with his valium.

Man I just wanted to get high. I drank too much Jack, took two of Grampys viagra cause I thought they was the valium. You can't hide that shit in track pants. I did 4 hours of hard time bitches.

by Angus McCracken February 8, 2020

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ms harding

a fat fuck that sucks dicks and lives under the school.

ms hardings so fat
real

by ms harding so fat May 19, 2024

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Try-hard

A term that insecure people use to shame people who actively try to improve and win in a game to make up for their lack of skill or lack of determination to improve their skills.

A that kids a try-hard he needs to touch some grass.

by vazzza May 15, 2022

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