wi-friend

That random ass nigga who's got your back. His wifi is unlocked

Deshawn:Damn I can't get a signal anywhere and I gotta peep these nudes on the gram

Tyrone: don't worry man some random homie has no password on his wifi

Deshawn: shiiiit he a real "wi-friend"

by Savage Cucumber May 21, 2016

Best friend

Well, best friend my best friend is Oliver holdton-griffin. You need a best friend like him!

Oh hey best friend!
Best friend: oh hey you look good!
Aw ty

by Nicolette rlly not me real nam May 24, 2019

that virgin friend

the one kid you hope doesn't get invited to the sleepover, normally morbidly obese, and thinks they are funny but aren't and everyone tells to bleep off

hey you know Ashton
yeah
is he that virgin friend
obviously

by jshssh March 18, 2020

boy - friend

A guy who is only a friend to a girl.

He is my boy - friend since we were little.

by Rhino the Man December 7, 2021

Friend Promise

A promise between friends that can NEVER be broken and is more significant than swearing on your dead fish’s grave. Breaking a friend promise is breaking a friendship.

I friend promise you that I didn’t take your rose water perfume.

by 🤠😛🥳 February 17, 2019

Friend crushed

An annoying event where a girl takes her friend's (your crush) phone and flirts with you (you are unaware that your crush isn't the one texting) seemingly giving you the opportunity to tell your crush that you like them back. However, your crush would then tell you that their friend took their phone.

Last night Tara said she wanted to fuck and I sent her a dick pic. It turns out that Tara's friend Lea was texting me so now I have to explain to Tara why I sent her my dick. Being friend crushed sucks

by latinojodido July 14, 2016

That bitch friend

That Bitch Friend are one of the most caring but the one who will absolutely kill you with words of hate

Friend: “ Sometimes so and so can be so mean”

Friend #2: “ Oh that’s because she’s that bitch friend”

by Zera123 January 2, 2019