When you’re creampie’ing a girl in missionary and beforehand you place a piece of chocolate bread under her back and over yours.
Guy 1: Hey i tried out that ice cream sandwich thing
Guy 2: WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU GET THE HELL OUT MY HOUSE IM CALLING THE POLICE
Guy 2: WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU GET THE HELL OUT MY HOUSE IM CALLING THE POLICE
by Gummmmmmmmm January 6, 2023
Get the Ice cream sandwichmug. Girl A: OMG I love your fit it's so pretty and girly and with all the right ruffles!
Girl B: Thanks!! :3
Girl A: The color reminds me of peaches and cream!
Girl B: Thanks!! :3
Girl A: The color reminds me of peaches and cream!
by deadinsideglitteryoutside August 31, 2025
Get the peaches and creammug. by faith bei May 14, 2021
Get the Orange Creammug. Goose Cream Soap (noun)
1. A suspiciously slick, frothy substance rumored to be extracted from the *most sensitive* parts of a disgruntled goose, then whipped into a lather so slippery it could make a nun blush. Often used in late-night shenanigans, *very* personal pranks, or as a euphemism for pulling off something shamelessly absurd—and possibly NSFW.
2. A wildly inappropriate act of deception or debauchery, usually involving poor decisions, questionable lubrication, and zero apologies.
**Warning:** If you wake up sticky, confused, and smelling like poultry-based regret, you’ve probably been goose cream soaped. Seek therapy.
1. A suspiciously slick, frothy substance rumored to be extracted from the *most sensitive* parts of a disgruntled goose, then whipped into a lather so slippery it could make a nun blush. Often used in late-night shenanigans, *very* personal pranks, or as a euphemism for pulling off something shamelessly absurd—and possibly NSFW.
2. A wildly inappropriate act of deception or debauchery, usually involving poor decisions, questionable lubrication, and zero apologies.
**Warning:** If you wake up sticky, confused, and smelling like poultry-based regret, you’ve probably been goose cream soaped. Seek therapy.
Example: "Last night I goose cream soaped your sister—now her shower’s clogged with feathers, and she won’t stop waddling.”
Example: "Bro, I swear, Karen goose cream soaped me into a three-way with her *and* her emotional support peacock."
Example: "Bro, I swear, Karen goose cream soaped me into a three-way with her *and* her emotional support peacock."
by LittlestB90 May 13, 2025
Get the Goose cream soapmug. by TWROPE March 10, 2015
Get the Ice Cream Barsmug. Delicious forbidden ice-cream sold by strange men in the back of white vans possibly made with elicit substances.
Bro: "Got an ice-cream the other day, sold by a man in a white van, it was delicious."
Me: "Ahhh yes, one of those Danger Creams, can't trust all those vans you know, never know what its made out of"
Me: "Ahhh yes, one of those Danger Creams, can't trust all those vans you know, never know what its made out of"
by Danger Cream Expert March 14, 2024
Get the Danger Creammug. Girl 1: Did you have fun with Nick last night?
Girl 2: Not really. All he wanted me to do was step on him until he was creaming in pain.
Girl 2: Not really. All he wanted me to do was step on him until he was creaming in pain.
by Trotan January 8, 2016
Get the creaming in painmug.