crack trap

A coercive woman (or man) who is offering sex seemingly for free, but has a hidden motive to gain money or persuasion of the sexual partner.

That girl is a crack trap, she'll have you mowing the lawn and bringing her your paycheck by next Friday!

by RoadienamedBart October 20, 2013

desperate crack nuts

crackheads injecting crack directly into the nutsack

David: Yo you see these desperate crack nuts over there directly putting it up his balls, they got big balls damn

by cracknut August 14, 2020

twenty pounds of crack

What the larger ladies have inside their underwear.

Rosie O'Donnell was busted at the airport with twenty pounds of crack in her pants.

by Poll Hereford November 2, 2009

crack crackhead x

a crack crackhead x is a person called Mario, He has stickers of his friends and always coming out with goodass roasts from his ass

are you being a crack crackhead x again Mario?

by Xxx_sallyzz December 27, 2019

crack turtle

A crack turtle is someone whose mental capabilities have gone slow due to the excessive use of substances.

Jerry: "Oh man, I just needed two hours to take my morning dump and brush my teeth."
Tom: "You're such a fucking crack turtle, Jerry. You should consider throwing the pipe away."

by thepranxter March 21, 2018

cracked

adj: (but never used on people) demented, retarded or retargerous, depending on the context

yo, what's this cracked idea of yours going to involve

by Sexydimma November 24, 2016

the cats crack

The phrase "the cat’s crack", meaning "the height of excellence", was first coined in jest during a family conversation about the low-riding waistline of one family members pants, Catherine(a.k.a- Cat) in Northern New Jersey on April 15, 2018. It can be used interchangeably with the phrase “the bee’s knees” that first became popular in the U.S. in the 1920s, along with "the cat's whiskers" (possibly from the use of these in radio crystal sets), "the cat's pajamas" (pajamas were still new enough to be daring), and similar phrases that didn't endure: "the eel's ankle", ...

That car is the cats crack.

by Don Waldoy June 24, 2020