by sp.ice August 19, 2024

Where has Harley gone?
Oh he's just popped behind that Bush to tug his todger.
So he's beating behind the bush then.
Oh he's just popped behind that Bush to tug his todger.
So he's beating behind the bush then.
by Ring pirate November 10, 2018

A parody of Eat It by Weird Al. Features a crappy version of Eat It's guitar solo by Eddie Van Halen. Far inferior.
by Shinobi77Gamer December 7, 2024

Man 1: “Oh yeah, I was punching my pp hard last night
Man 2: “AHEM, don’t you mean, ‘crazy my beat?”
Man 2: “AHEM, don’t you mean, ‘crazy my beat?”
by Snek_ June 12, 2021

when a dude or chick masturbates. (woman can do it too, ur legit rubbing ur flaps n shit.) typically refers to a dude or a woman who actually talks about self pleasure cuz they dont really do that.
brittney- "omg i was beating my meat to a lil peep fanfiction on wattpad last night! had my sheets soaked in blood cuz i was on my period. bombastic sideyeeeeeee"
by girlscanbeattheymeattoo June 21, 2023

by Bitch please 193 December 24, 2019

by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 26, 2025
