Club Mattress

The bed you lay in instead of going to the gym.

I'm supposed to get a work-out in, but I'm lounging in club mattress instead.

by PapiLoco June 02, 2010

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pond club

A group of men and women who enjoy motor boating both boats and breasts.

I joined the pond club and all I got was this lousy t-shirt

by PondClubber March 22, 2023

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The Roger Bannister Club

A collection of people who were able to run a mile (1600 meters) in under 4 minutes. Named after the first man in history to accomplish this task.

When James finished the race and saw his mile time was 3:59, he knew he had joined The Roger Bannister Club

by Phat Phacts November 15, 2019

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Swamp Club

A certain club that Shrek lovers are a part of. The club most commonly revolves around the "Shrek is Love, Shrek is Life" video series. On Fridays, all involved club members must wear their "swamp club outfits," aka a lazy day outfit with sweatpants.

Awe c'mon Mark, it's Friday! Where's your Swamp Club outfit?

by sidney.shrek October 19, 2017

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Fight Club fired

The extreme version of quiet quitting. Instead of doing the bare minimum to keep your job, you are actively trying to be fired by displaying psychotic behavior.

Bob brought in 50 cans of baked beans and stacked them in a pyramid on his desk then started praying to them in tongues. I think he's trying to get Fight Club fired.

by Hogan Torah September 13, 2022

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