your dad

your dad is gone

the reason you have to milk is because your dad is gone

by Jesus watches you sleep May 3, 2022

im at my dads house

when someone with divorced parents is at their dads house that day and cannot hang out there is no way to explain why you just kinda are you can’t leave not because of a rule (most times) just cuz it’s kinda your own rule.

person one “wanna hang out tmrw”

person two “cant, im at my dads house”

by anonymous May 8, 2023

Ice age baby dad

A tall guy with a broad nose and body type with a dark brown bob cut from the first ice age movie

Wow Cailan looks like the ice age baby dad

by Feetus yeetus April 19, 2020

Dad's fun box

A tank.

Let's shoot missiles in dad's fun box.

by Paul Mchorny January 21, 2022

dad lore

The craziest and amazing stories your dad tells you about his life before he married your mother. They'll have you in awe, crying on the floor laughing, and jealous that your stories are lame in comparison.

Dad"Did I tell you the time I went backpacking through Europe"
Me "What? no you never told me that?
Dad " yeah well I did for 6 months. It was okay. I joined a soccer team and played in Barcelona for a couple of years. Anyway, when I first got to Spain I participated in the running of the bulls, and I jumped on one and was able to ride it through the whole thing. It was pretty cool"
Me "You rode bull? You went to Barcelona and played soccer??"

Dad " Yeah we had some crazy parties..."

Me" really?? tell me please"
Dad"haha another time. maybe when you're older"

me" you got the best dad lore"

by dr.marly December 9, 2023

Dad

A man that has a son, watches football on the couch drinking Bud Light 24/7, then leaves the family to go get milk.

My dad has been trying to get milk for years now. Wonder when he is coming back...

by Cheesejuicelolxd February 17, 2021

Dad

Milk shop

I'm off to the milk shop be home soon
69 years later.. mum where's dad
Dad.. funking kill yourself you 4 year old ill gladly take you to the golden gate bridge little dick brain

by Mamaimacriminal February 21, 2023