poo noddles

when shit goes down the eye of ones dick because you have been chopping your girls ass for way to long and your such a grub you didnt shower after. to get full champ cred you must insist a follow up blow job in the morning after.

poo noddles

by ohyeahican September 17, 2015

Whale poo

Not human poo or dog poo or heaven forbid horse poo, but a whole other level of disgusting poo. If different poo were levels of hell whale poo would be Satan's penthouse. Whale poo is so utterly disgusting that I can do it no complete justice in this definition

Person 1: You are just whale poo!
Person 2:*loud gasp*
Person 2:*calls the national guard*

by Sickasfrick October 13, 2015

Poo grunt

Poo grunt is another word for a fart. As though a piece of crap is a beast in your bowels that grunts (farts) like a pig

"What stinks?", " that dirty bastard did a poo grunt"

by Ean. Nk. Holahan July 30, 2016

Poo Spew

When a person uncontrollably vomits and shits simultaneously.

"Oi James! I heard Andrew pulled a ' Poo Spew ' last night at Beth's 18th!!"

by Hazpot August 11, 2016

Poo Juicer

Noun colloquial ~ A person or individual who like the appliance (A juicer) spews forth and unending barrage of pulp consisting of useless, mind boggling excrement sufficient enough to render the recipient/victim unconscious.

Primary use - Insult " You f**king Poo Juicer! ".

In conversation - " He was a right f**king Poo Juicer ".

Statement /declaration - " I'm a f**king Poo Juicer ".

by Elrond The Jedi Vulcan Of Zuul August 29, 2016

Poo Truffle

When you have to take a shit in an unflushed toilet, thereby layering the shit. Leads to a truffle effect

Check out the third toilet stall on the left! It doesn't flush anymore, so we got a good poo truffle going. Has to be six inches deep, at least!

by laserswordofdeath +3 September 8, 2016

growl-a-poo

The growls your stomach makes before you need to defecate. It usually occurs when the stomach is upset.

Can also refers to farts released when the stomach is upset.

Ray: what is that horrible smell?
CJ: That was a growl-a-poo. I think those burritos made my stomach upset
Ray: Go to the toilet before you make a mess of my sofas

by glitterglamsparkles September 25, 2016