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Lit the wick of war

When you are about to get ass kicked in war.
Kim Jong Un: Yo General, I need 3some before war, dotard has lit the wick of war.
General: OK Sir! I will find some fresh pussies for you in Pyongyang.
by Muhammad John October 12, 2017
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Gnome Wars

The Old Age tradition of a fraternity and a sorority continuously pranking each other back and forth in a war of pranks.
Alpha Xi Delta is totally winning in Gnome Wars, they put a cow upstairs in Theta Chi.
by tamela anderson October 18, 2010
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30 Ton War Machine

(A) A tank. (B) Quite possibly the best band to ever grace the earth with its music. The way this band plays its music will give you happy emotions and make you feel good inside. Once you hear this band you will never feel the need to ever listen to another band again. There really are no words to describe the amazing quality of this band, but if I had to do it in one word the word would be "Boysenberry" because that is my favorite fruit.
Really cool guy: Have you heard that band, 30 Ton War Machine?

Loser: No, are they any good?

Really cool guy: The best! Also, here's that 50 bucks I owe your really hot sister...make sure she gets that, yeah?
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war bump

Trump gets a war bump every time his daughter Ivanka walks into the room.
by Jimathay October 6, 2017
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War of the bucket

A war that was NOT caused by a bucket

the war started when Bologna declared war on Modena for stealing their castle

Now how the fuck did they got the bucket? I have no bloody clue
Guy1: remember the war of the bucket where 3000 died for a bucket?
Guy1: bro, that ain't the cause of the war
by Sebby294 April 24, 2021
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Short Wars

In the YouTube Shorts part of YouTube they are typically videos under 45 seconds.
Kids attentions spans are decreasing so they quickly swipe down instead of viewing the video.
So, to get more views, channels will show the content of the video, in addition to an extra video, often Subway Surfers of Minecraft Parkour.
Attention Spans still decrease so channels make weirder videos and catch onto weird trends to get views.
The wars are began by shorts becoming worse and worse as they compete with eachother as our attention spans worsen.
A YouTube and his friend are talking.
Youtuber: So I was thinking of doing some Skibidi Toilet and Subway Surfers Videos for Gen A...
Friend: dude, no, don't fall into the Short Wars
by Leonidas of Alexandria March 4, 2024
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Call of duty war zone adult

A Call of duty war zone adult is a man (most likely over the age of 20 and white) who

⚫says the n-word frequently even tho they aren't black.
⚫says that they will rape your mother.
⚫tries to act like a hacker.
⚫has no friends.
⚫is most likely fat and a discord mod.
bro I was playing and a call of duty war zone adult told me he was going to rape my mom.
by jaggedchris July 2, 2022
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