Tom Grover

you are so ginger, you look like a nerf bullet and you need sunglasses to look anywhere near your head

the sun is looking really like tom Grover today

by not noah tolly October 20, 2023

Tom Riddle's hair

The true hair of Slytherin (hair, heir get it?).

Huhhh, that is the true heir of Slytherin.

No, it is the true HAIR of Slytherin, it is Tom Riddle's hair.

by H4hE3 March 26, 2023

Follow me around Tom

Similar to a peeking Tom, but he takes it a step further and follows the person around. Not to confuse with with a stalker Tom, cause that's the next step

Babe, did you ever spy and creep on me like a peeping Tom, cuz you definitely followed me around everywhere like follow me around Tom...

by ItalianDomB December 20, 2021

mad tom

usually combined with "hangover" to describe "the dorm drunk"

esp. used in ARMSTRONG

Cabin of Mad Tom Hangover is inhibited by Deana

by ballaaa statuss October 27, 2008

Monty tom

A lovely baby from england that eats oat biscuits

Oh look at that monty tom singing in the wind

by Resmond debil May 06, 2024

Tom Kirk

Adolf Hitler strived to kill all Jews; he failed. One remained. His name was Tom Kirk. This nigga had no penis and so he became gay. His quest in life is to annoy niggas in his journey to find some balls. Tom Kirk's parents got in an epic battle with Hitler's general Tomas Schumacher, but came off second best; they ended up getting cooked in a gas chamber. Hitler rapes Tom to this day. He uses his massive, bulging meat sword to raid the space between Tom's feminine ass-cheeks, and split his rectum, resulting in a bloody waterfall.

Nigga 1: Ah shit, Tom Kirk's here
Nigga 2: Don't worry, Die Fuhrer will be here soon.

by CockSlurper69 June 03, 2019

handy tom

a "Handy Tom" mostly refers to gay men who are known for giving handjobs (can be applied to anyone just normally applied to gay men)

"Wow have you seen that video of Rick he I such a Handy Tom!"

by bddhh January 06, 2024