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Happiness

Happiness is a noun, although completely imaginary. There is no such thing as"happiness", only "lonely", "angry" and "sad". The so called "happy" people will try to convince you otherwise, but DO NOT LISTEN because they don't know shit. Happy people are idiots.
The happy person was filled with happiness
by Yoshi_idontunderstand February 13, 2021
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happy shaft

-- refers to the manner which a penis rises when the man gets an erection --

-- synonym for penis --
Apparently, he claims that his happy shaft is seven inches of the greatest man meat a woman could ever hope for. I think he's lying.
by BalrogTheLog January 18, 2017
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happy girlfriend

Something that only exists when buying materialistic items for your girlfriend. Other than that, that shit ain't real.
Guy 1: Yo so last night I think I actually had a happy girlfriend

Guy 2: What did you buy her?

Guy 1: make up

Guy 2: nice...
by Joshua Herarah September 24, 2017
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green happiness

When one is surrounded by nature and finds the feeling of peacefulness and joy forced upon oneself and or made purely of instinct, which causes discomfort due to the emotion not being perceived as their own and or something they have less control over.
As he sat in the wilderness, he couldn't feel completely at ease, for he could not shake the feeling of green happiness.
by strawberrysmoothie July 18, 2022
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Happy Wheels Humor

Excessive cussing, dark humor, and inappropriate humor.
A: I have Happy Wheels Humor.
B: Are you like.. making shit up? What the fuck?
A: Oh my god, you do, too!
by ballsack doodoofart June 6, 2023
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Happy Meal

a Mcdonalds meal that contains a burger, fries, nuggets, apple slices and a voice of beverage. it also comes with a crappy toy that you can mess with.
Guy: "I ordered a happy meal, I loved the burger and the shitty toy that came with it."
by Mar4343💯 June 1, 2024
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Bomb a happy couple day

30th December all members of public will find a happy couples and bomb them because no one deserves to be happy
person1: hey dude i was thinking of buying flowers for my girl
person2: yk it’s Bomb a happy couple day.
person1: ffs
by Lauren bitchhhhh 🤪🤪🤪 November 30, 2023
mugGet the Bomb a happy couple daymug.

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