While banging a girl on the bench at your local outdoor basketball court, you proceed to pull out your dripping wet hog and smack the unsuspected target in the face five or six times. Bonus points if you do it with your tongue out like Michael Jordan.
Jeff: anyone seen Chris?
Ronny: Think he’s at the courts trying to give Tina a wet lay-up after the game.
Ronny: Think he’s at the courts trying to give Tina a wet lay-up after the game.
by JM Dola April 28, 2021
1 - A blanket made of ur homies gay ass tears
2 - Hurting someone so hard they're going to need a blanket made out of their own tears
2 - Hurting someone so hard they're going to need a blanket made out of their own tears
1 - That dude's got a wet nigga blanket what a fag
2 - Let's rekt this team so bad they're going to be crying to their moms for their Wet Nigga Blankets
2 - Let's rekt this team so bad they're going to be crying to their moms for their Wet Nigga Blankets
by CIRCLESAREMYLIFE January 13, 2019
When someone gets caught red handed doing something illegal that they start shaking more than a scared wet dog left outside in the cold.
As soon as the tenant caught the property manager being part of mortgage fraud, the property manager developed the Wet Dog Syndrome
by RosyB333 March 04, 2018
A period of time in which a man gets his dick (bird) sucked (wet).
Derived from the concept of "Getting Your Bird Wet"
Derived from the concept of "Getting Your Bird Wet"
by Capt. Swee Righ April 07, 2010
When Jamie sticks her finger into Charlie's butt then continues to pull out his poop with her hooked finger. Then, she licks the poop off and shoves it down Charlie's throat and kisses his belly button.
Wow I totally pulled a Jamie's wet finger last night.
CHARLIE: Ow! My ass! I hate it when you Jamie's wet finger me!
CHARLIE: Ow! My ass! I hate it when you Jamie's wet finger me!
by Hubby Bubby Boo November 20, 2016
The act of doggy style penetration from behind in either the anus or vagina of a woman or man on hard wood floors. One pulls out moments before ejaculation and points ones penis at the floor roughly below the face of the target. One then cums and pulls the hands of the person receiving coitus at the same time. Slamming there face into the ejaculate and mopping up the ejaculate with their face and hair.
Zach- "She was giving me hell about cleaning the floors in my apartment so I swiffer wet jetted her right there."
Joey-"She give you anymore lip?"
Zach- "No apparently cum and blond hair do a pretty good job..."
Joey-"She give you anymore lip?"
Zach- "No apparently cum and blond hair do a pretty good job..."
by GasPumpGiver October 21, 2010
Get Your Throat Slit
by EmilyA October 02, 2007