let's play wifi

when 2 gay men decide to get out a double-sided dildo and have a competition to see who can slide it in the farthest first
by Stabbolikesgay February 24, 2021
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No Hat No Play

In Australian Primary Schools they have a policy to avoid UV exposure they say "No Hat No Play"
by VegemiteAddict January 23, 2024
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No Hat No Play

In Australian Primary schools they have a policy of wearing hats at all times
by VegemiteAddict January 23, 2024
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No hat no play

Gospel in many Aussie primary schools. Possibly because the rate of skin cancer is so high in Straya. You can essentially do whatever you want in the playground as long as you're wearing your hat, the teachers won't mind.

Seriously, you can literally bully someone so much they go on to develop depression and 97 other mental illnesses, or you could shit a mountain on top of the handball court with your mates, go ham and the teachers won't give a fuck what you're doing - as long as you've got your hats on! Because, no hat no play!
Teachers when someone is being murdered: i sleep
Teachers when someone projectile shits all over the walls of a classroom, turning the place into a Jackson Pollock artwork: i sleep
Teachers when someone forgets their hat: UNACCEPTABLE!!! No hat no play!
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No Hat No Play

Gospel in many Aussie primary schools. Possibly because the rate of skin cancer is so high in Straya. You can essentially do whatever you want in the playground as long as you're wearing your hat, the teachers won't mind.

Seriously, you can literally bully someone so much they go on to develop depression and 97 other mental illnesses, or you could shit a mountain on top of the handball court with your mates, go ham and the teachers won't give a fuck what you're doing - as long as you've got your hats on! Because, no hat no play!
Teachers when someone is being murdered: i sleep
Teachers when someone projectile shits all over the walls of a classroom, turning the place into a Jackson Pollock artwork: i sleep
Teachers when someone forgets their hat: UNACCEPTABLE!!! No hat no play!
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No Hat No Play

Gospel in many Aussie primary schools. Possibly because the rate of skin cancer is so high in Straya. You can essentially do whatever you want in the playground as long as you're wearing your hat, the teachers won't mind.

Seriously, you can literally bully someone so much they go on to develop depression and 97 other mental illnesses (trust me i know), or you could shit a mountain on top of the handball court with your mates, go ham and the teachers won't give a fuck what you're doing - as long as you've got your hats on! Because, no hat no play!
Teachers when someone is being beaten up by eshays: i sleep
Teachers when someone projectile shits all over the walls of a classroom, turning the place into a Jackson Pollock artwork: i sleep
Teachers when some dipshit releases a jar of giant sydney funnel webs into the playground: i sleep
Teachers when someone forgets their hat: UNACCEPTABLE!!! No hat no play!
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Charge Play

When you’ve been playing your electronic device all day and you don’t want to stop using it so you deal with the overheated device and continue to use it as you charge it
My iPod touch is on low battery but I really want to keep playing Temple Run, pass me the charger so I can charge play.
by MarrowSparrow May 15, 2020
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