riding the shart

when you shart while you're driving but there's no where to park

"i was riding the shart on my way home today"

by throwaway54321 August 17, 2021

Boot Riding

When a woman dry jumps a pair of boots (cowboy boots, combat boots, etc.)

“She went boot riding after I got off work.”

by aurelia_calista September 8, 2025

Meat Riding

What Leandro Matthews does to Kanye West

Leandro: “I love Kanye so much i would do anything for him!”
Dallas: “Stop meat riding Kanye”

by DJmur078 March 6, 2024

riding solo

Riding Solo refers to a clip of gay black adult content creator “DJ Buttpussy” in which he rides a blue phallic object while Jason Derulo’s song “Riding Solo” is played in a sped-up clip. This clip has surfaced in hood irony in the same way as LoveandlightTV and Thug Hunter to name a few, and was also used to troll streamers with clip donations.

When you are told by someone (or tell them) they ride solo, it implies they usually bounce on a dildo for self-pleasure, regardless of sexual orientation (see Dreamybull’s explanation of self-pleasure in regards to sexual identity)

XBOX Players: What are you doing with Luke’s Lighsaber 😮😮😮

Lando Calrissian: I’m Riding Solo

by Steven Ambatukam June 14, 2024

Reykjavic Ride along

The act of riding on the lap of a lady, typically side saddle or straddling, kissing & cuddling her while she performs & or enjoys certain acts . I.E urinating, defecating, receiving sexual stimulation etcetera. The Reykjavik ride along gets its name from when Viking shield maidens took a shining to some of their captives & wished to keep them close at all times, due to their physical strength they could easily handle a full grown Anglo Saxon sat astride them while they undertook a myriad of sexual & or lavatory activities.

When I walked the vicars wide home last night, she invited me in for a Reykjavic ride along. I spent the whole evening sat astride her, on her lap while she used the vicar as her own personal toilet. She is a very accommodating host.

by Filth incarnate March 31, 2024

Unicorn Ride

When your friend makes you a helmet with a dildo apoxied to the top, and then a stripper fucks it… that’s a unicorn ride.

“Yo jake, that unicorn ride at your bachelor party was fucking EPIC!!!”

by Trixi6969 February 20, 2022

re ride

When the judge at the rodeo caught you slipping his sister your meat katana, so he makes you ride the same bull again.

After I got bucked off the bull the judge made me go again. Hollering out re ride! So I hollered back I’ll re ride your sister too!

by Badkarmaf350 December 20, 2017