by JoeyBomm April 9, 2024

after 3 months of my begging, kate finally decided to sign over her paycheck and let me fuck her.
sign over your paycheck
sign over your paycheck
by fuckutoo September 1, 2010

by user366764656787674 April 6, 2025

So the Boss wants me to work Saturdays without over-time now. I gotta say I feel like I'm being bent over elbows to ankles here.
by SquidSplitter January 24, 2016

by Khizar Caliphate October 7, 2021

So surprised. Not possible. They achieved whatever the tasks. They are bad assses for even attempting
You done a fantastic job. I’ll be dipped in shit and slung over a dry log. Can’t believe you pulled it off.
by KelSuzyQ March 25, 2022

When an emo too has uneven bangs combed over to the side, covering one eye, thus resembling an eye patch.
"Aiden is a tool because he wears his hair in that stupid emo pirate comb-over. And his name Aiden. Double fail."
by Broman Polanski February 21, 2014
