bird

100 dollar bill

My mom just gave me a bird

by Daboii01 December 22, 2017

lured bird

A woman you seduce.

A successful lured bird. Great for me!

by Ereck Flowers November 21, 2018

Bird

Not real.

John:Look at that bird!
Peter:Birds are created by the government. They are not real

by ThyNadinner November 24, 2018

Sherny Bird

A wild bird known to Brazil. He is the last of his kind. He migrates north to find a mate (Miah Bird). Usually dies at age 21 with a brain injury. (Though he has no brain so I don't know how that works.)

There goes the Sherny Bird, off to find his mate.

by Sherny Bird December 3, 2018

Bird police

An organization policing birds

"Hello 911 a bird just stole my baby"
"Stay calm ma'am a bird police officer is on the way"

by Officer.falcon December 6, 2018

Baby-Birding

When one person takes a shot through a straw and spits it into another persons mouth. Just like a mommy bird does to their baby.

Ben: the fuck are Jamie and nick doing with the tequila
Kriiiiten: that might be what the kids call “baby-Birding”

by Nguy69 December 7, 2018

Bird Doctor

Bird Doctor is mostly used by players from SCP Secret Laboratory, defined SCP-049. 'Cause 049 looks like a bird.

Player (Most Likely Class-D): Guys, run, Bird Doctor is coming.

by FunKodex December 8, 2018