wandering eye

Not to be confused with a whispering eye, as in Role Models, a wandering eye is a vagina that has moved from its original place (a prolapse). It most commonly happens with women that have just had children or with old ladies that are severely disappointed with their grandchildren and have already banished half of them from the family.

Jack: Do you want to go have sex in the garden tonight?

Gemma: No, sorry I can't I have to go visit my Grandma in the hospital.

Jack: What's wrong with her?

Gemma: The extreme hatred of her grandchildren gave her a wandering eye.

by drunk, skinny, sexy and goldy July 15, 2009

*shifty eyes*

one of many "Smitty-isms"... see also touche
used when sarcasm is implied in a statement... the typed-out equivalent to the eye movement

Smitty: yes! you sleep with bret, and you like it... *shifty eyes*
me: err... yes... ew, you're done...
smitty: hahaha, ew

by mtc28 April 13, 2004

angel eyes

The sparkling of your partner's eyes after you blow your heavenly load all over her face.

Does not necessarily mean she has jizm in her eyes. Her eyes could also sparkle from the ecstasy of the situation. The two are often confused.

I pulled out just in time to give my dog angel eyes.

Damn that bitch! She closed her eyes so I couldn't give her angel eyes.

by RicKdeR May 28, 2006

Left-eye

A member of the group TLC that died in a car crash. She was known for burning her boyfriend's house down in 1994 and for her driving which is why she died.

by Anonymous June 27, 2003

Eagle Eye

A guy who goes to parties and uses his eagle eyes to search out younger girls of the age of 14 and pulls them. He is seen drifting around year 10 lockers looking for fresh girls.

SC - Is eagle eye coming tonight?
Boy - yeah hes coming for seconds with you!

by LC Crew January 22, 2009

Eye Sweat

When you're crying and you don't want to admit it and look like a crybaby

" I'm not crying my eyes are just sweating! I promise!"
hey dude you okay? Yeah my eyes are just sweating.
Eye sweat

by Verrathecactus July 3, 2015

Brown eyes

Plural of brown eye, to moon, show your freckle, show your dot. Basically drop your pants and show your arse.
Also take care there are no dot sniffers in the area.
May require you to na na nukka nukka

Carefull when you chuck a brown eye to passing traffic, a cop may drive along!

by jamesbrown April 23, 2003