(Adj.) When things have been become so strange, or weird that it nears the territory of being unreal. As if the world has gone insane.
After experiencing something so surreal, all I could say to describe it is that "Shit's Straight Bonkers man"
Todd: "Did you hear about what Jason's ability ended being?"
Liam: "Yeah, like how it's supposed to make his life like a game?"
Todd: "Yeah imagine that. Shit's straight bonkers dude, unbelievable!"
Jason: "Can Confirm! Shit Is STRAIGHT BONKERS DUDE"
Todd: "Did you hear about what Jason's ability ended being?"
Liam: "Yeah, like how it's supposed to make his life like a game?"
Todd: "Yeah imagine that. Shit's straight bonkers dude, unbelievable!"
Jason: "Can Confirm! Shit Is STRAIGHT BONKERS DUDE"
by Jay Reign January 22, 2023
Get the Shit's Straight Bonkers mug.The holy water to petrify the devil; aka the single combination of identities that SJWs and the current state lefties are at (radical liberalism) and are losing their shit over. It came with the rise of "wokeness" in the 2010s, particularly.
*Usually a way to refer to those modern feminists and LGBTQ+ advocates and allies despise. Often said, when serious/unironic, without care or awareness of how sexist, racist, and overall discriminatory it is, or as a propagating phrase to indoctrinate and mislead. Rose to popularity through TikTok, Twitter, and Tumblr; the smelly depths of the Internet, really.
Sometimes accompanied with "old," like when referring to those who made the Roe v. Wade decision.
Simply put, the final boss modern day liberals claim are perpetually feeding into their suffering.
*Usually a way to refer to those modern feminists and LGBTQ+ advocates and allies despise. Often said, when serious/unironic, without care or awareness of how sexist, racist, and overall discriminatory it is, or as a propagating phrase to indoctrinate and mislead. Rose to popularity through TikTok, Twitter, and Tumblr; the smelly depths of the Internet, really.
Sometimes accompanied with "old," like when referring to those who made the Roe v. Wade decision.
Simply put, the final boss modern day liberals claim are perpetually feeding into their suffering.
Blue-haired they/them: Leave it to you straight, cis, white men to take away my rights as a non-binary, pansexual girlboss.
Their estranged father: You were exactly who you hated before 2018.
Their estranged father: You were exactly who you hated before 2018.
by thoughtscanberead December 4, 2023
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Not only did Bill get fired for masturbating in the bathroom at work, but their also suing him for sexual harassment over it. They're giving him the straight up full baguette.
Dude! Andy parents just bought him a fully loaded truck for graduation. It's a straight up full baguette.
Dude! Andy parents just bought him a fully loaded truck for graduation. It's a straight up full baguette.
by TheNewWordGod September 18, 2017
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Shantora: OMG what? No!
Amber: It was hilarious! It was straight YouTube!
Shantora: OMG what? No!
Amber: It was hilarious! It was straight YouTube!
by LoveThoseBritishBoys October 30, 2010
Get the Straight YouTube mug.A way for transphobic people to be even more transphobic; a “sexuality” for people who are straight but will not date a member of the opposite sex if they are trans. This does not mean that preferred genitalia comes into play. This just simply means that the person is transphobic. Even if all transitional things have been done and the trans person passes 1000% the mere fact that they are trans makes them excluded ands invalidated.
A: are you straight?
B: yes
A: would you date this person of the opposite sex?
B: yes
A: oh they’re trans btw
B: NO Im SuPeR sTrAiGhT I ONLY DATE CISGENDER PEOPLE
B: yes
A: would you date this person of the opposite sex?
B: yes
A: oh they’re trans btw
B: NO Im SuPeR sTrAiGhT I ONLY DATE CISGENDER PEOPLE
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