spread eagle cross the block

Made popular by the death grips song under the same name
meaning in skateboarding to land and do the splits (spread eagle), causing your junk to smash against the ground "cross the block"
also can be used to describe a slut opening her legs "spread eagle" for anyone in the area "cross the block"

skater dude 1 "yo bro you saw that dumbass crash balls first onto that rainbow rail?"
Skater dude 2 "yeah man spread eagle cross the block type shit"

by Cotardsyndromer April 27, 2024

Glock Blocked

If you want to go hunting, play any game involving shooting or you wanna pass a bill in parliament but some shameless trogolodyte comes along and denies you the privilege... my friend you just got Glock Blocked.

I came home from a long day at work and wanted to relax with some Halo. However wife came along and wanted me to take her out for dinner instead, well I just got glock blocked.

by L0VEQU1NN April 14, 2022

Cat block

Like a cock block but with wlw folks

Me and my gf were gonna fuck but then my phone rang and I got called in to work. My boss was being such a cat block

by kitkit katkat October 8, 2020

road blocks

just. Roblox

it's not Roblox it's road blocks

by toca_tamara_real June 9, 2024

Number block (8)

Number block 8 is from a British television show called number blocks he works out regularly at his local gym hence his beautiful completion and body.
Personality: slightly vain,brave,loyal,leader,strong character
Loves: helping out other fellow number blocks ,flexing, number block 6 and using the same abbreviation over and over again which is (“hua”).

And by the way “hua” means heard, understood, and acknowledged but I think he’s just using it too sound tough lol!

1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8 number block (8) climb

by CharlESee August 19, 2022

Jock Block

When your kid prevents you from getting a workout

When you put your baby down at 7 pm and she cries uncontrollably when you leave the house to work out until your spouse calls for you to return.

"honey' you have been jock blocked. Too many tears you must come home"

by Lauraisjane February 2, 2013

twat blocking

The equivalent of cock blocking

Did you get lucky last night No some dumb chick was twat blocking all night long.

by (Inhalethroughnose) September 22, 2019