Splash N' Dash

The act of using mouth rinse when running late instead of brushing, normally on your way out of the house, often just spitting the rinse into a potted plant or outside in the grass while entering your car.

Guy1: "Forgot to brush! My mouth feels like I've been licking Amy Winehouse."

Guy2: "Dude you're lucky you have a hotel size Scope in your hand."

Guy1: "I know right? Splash N' Dash. Cheers. "

(Guy1: *Splash N' Dashes*)

by J2 J2 January 16, 2010

Slip n' rip

When you're smashing so hard you slip over and accidently rip off your dick and leave it in your pet dog's anus.

Yeah I got that Slip n' rip Billy! Plus it was a pitbull mix!

by Asssplicer May 21, 2017

Snatch n' Stuff

When a virgin guy is trying to have sex with his girlfriend without very much success. After poking around for quite a while the girl becomes fed up and grabs the man's dick and stuffs it in her vag.

Girl 1: Yeah I had sex with Jason

Girl 2: How'd it go

Girl 1: Not well at first

Girl 2: Why is that

Girl 1: Because he couldn't find the right hole, so I had to snatch n' stuff his dick inside

Girl 2: Ooooohh *snickers*

by DefenderoftheFaith January 7, 2011

Fap N' Nap

When a person (usually a male) decides to masturbate and shorty falls asleep afterwards.

Josh: Hey Fisher what are you doing after school today?
Fisher: Probably just go home and fap n' nap.

by Fish21 May 10, 2016

Crusty n' Dusty

A phrase used to describe modern teenagers.

Person A: "Did you Hollie at that party last week?"
Person B: "Yeah, she was looking crusty n' dusty!"

by urdadsfavorite July 12, 2016

Stroke n' Toke

The act of inhaling cannabis smoke while simultaneously masturbating. Typically, a joint or blunt is held to the penis hole, and whilst you choke your chicken, you smoke through your reproductive organ.

Dan: man, I stroke n' toked last night, got hella baked!
Tom: dope dude, you should invite me for a sesh some time ;)

by groovy toads June 19, 2017

Hide n' Skeet

Commonly performed when two people at a social gathering retreat to a private area unknowingly to the other guests to hook-up.

Friend 1: Where did you go last night? We needed you for beer pong?!

Friend 2: I was playing Hide n' Skeet with Jenny!

by Gypsie Nomad May 4, 2010