Milking the cow

During sex you milk the cow when shes on bottom in the middle of a threesome. You have the asshole and the other has the vagina when hes suckin the tits. When you slap the ass and the milk comes out

Jack: Yoooo I had a threesome last night
Will: Damn you lucky bitch
Jack: Yea we tried milking the cow
Will: WTF?
Jack: Here me out it felt good
Will: Shut the fuck up

by GamerBruhMomemnt December 1, 2020

Magnolia Sweetened Condensed Milk

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by rdesgatrsygh May 26, 2023

Dick milk

When your infant is breastfed and needs milk put the mother is not there so the male has to rub the end of his dick to get a small amount of dick milk to come out

Baby:*cries*

Male:gee ur mother is gone and u need milk

baby:*still crying *

male:well u may need some of my dick milk

*male undoes jeans *

male*rubs tip of dick*

baby :sucks dick

male :atleast it gives us both pleasure

by Urbanpigfarts20090070433/4 September 19, 2020

milking it

when someone carries on the joke for too long

guy 1: *sends ugly photo of friend* lol look at this
guy 2: bro you’ve sent that to me a million times, stop fucking milking it frankie

by adamcropp June 24, 2022

Milk

What my dad left to get 10 years ago

Hey son I’m going to get milk
dad no please
Dad leaves

by wholeftme10yesago January 24, 2020

Milk Lecucu

Like a Milk Cricket but a Lecucu instead. The process of inserting a Lecucu in your partner's anus at the end of a date.

We had a lovely race and then afterwards, I finished her off with a Milk Lecucu

by ImARocketMan258 February 20, 2024

Milk

Something that I am currently searching for and not disappearing out of your life

(for legal reasons, this is a joke)

A: "Wheres your dad?"
B: "He is just getting the milk"
A: "But you already have milk..?"

by your dad who is getting milk April 27, 2022