A construction type hard hat kept in the trunk of an automobile for shit emergencies allowing wearer "no questions asked" free access to tens of thousands of Porta Potties nationwide.
When I wear my emergency hard hat,I can use the Porta-John at any construction site and nobody gives me a second glance.
by wolfbait51 May 23, 2011
by Sassysundie July 06, 2018
Trying hard to get one's penis hard. Can be used when someone is trying to get someone else hard of themselves hard
by Wrath the Vengeful December 09, 2020
by Edgy_kids_stabing_each_other August 22, 2018
The weird yellow ring candy that just spawns in your Halloween trick or treat pillowcase that is wrapped in exclusively one piece of plastic with no nutrition label. Nobody at the function know where or how this "food" came to be, and may god only save you if you eat this atrocity to man. This shit was definitely made in a lab because how does one make something so abysmal.
by theelitephayze69420 December 07, 2024
A person who tries way too hard to make a joke, but ends up making an ass of themselves. On occasions, they'll bring up memes from 2009 and call them relevant.
by Ireallycan'tthinkofaname December 04, 2020