Cum Cake Religion

Its a religion Jon
You're always wrong

I am from the cum cake religion we pray to cum cake daily. cum cake is the true god

by Gamergirl69999 March 18, 2021

poke those cakes

another term for tapping a nice ass

*hot chick walks by*

Guy 1: Dude check out that ass!

Guy 2: Damn, I'd poke those cakes!

by heezy deezy January 19, 2011

Rough Cake Baking

An art of seduction involving baking a cake. Usually neither participants are wearing shirts to increase kinkiness.

I injured my arm the other day doing some rough cake baking.

by MaximusDecimusMeridius May 17, 2012

Red Velvet Cake

1. To engage in intercourse with a girl, whilst on her period.
2. To penetrate a white girl's bloody rectum.

Jim: I totally had some red velvet cake last night.

Jane: Nice, did you save some for me?

Jim: Of course... how about after dinner? It'll be a great dessert, hehehe...

Jane: Oooh I can't wait!

by stlmk998 April 16, 2014

clap your cakes

Have sex

Damn you going to let me clap your cakes

by Ahsharrih June 10, 2016

Jizzly Ball Cake

A spongy desert enjoyed by many young men around the globe. Tastes salty, and is often eaten after a full, warm, steamy meal. Goes well with cream. Warning: may contain nuts.

Louis: mmmhmmm that was some good Jizzly Ball Cake we had last night
Duggy: I made it myself
Louis: Sweeeeeeeeeet

by louismitchell July 3, 2009

bake a welsh cake

To curl one up, drop the kids off or lay cable is also to "Bake a Welsh Cake".

It ALWAYS takes 20 minutes or more to bake a welsh cake.

Can I borrow that magazine for 20 mins Trev? I've got a nearly-baked welsh cake to get out.

by Judster October 16, 2004