nose head

The product of an autistic child's half assed insult, calling someone a nose head is to be reserved until they completely deserve it, as it harnesses the power of 76 hydrogen bombs packed together and is sure to cause psychological damage for decades to come.

Cole: Hey Nick!
Nick: What Cole?
Cole: You're a nose head!

by TheRealMcskittles October 20, 2016

head poker

to have sex with a pregnant women and to poke the babys head
Hence Head Poker

my son has a dent in his head from my constant deep penetration..

by Arnold_Brownschwegger May 13, 2005

Fork Head

Fork head also know as "Fuck head" but with an accent.

Awww That guy over there is the biggest fork head!!

by FoRk^HeAd February 27, 2009

lotto-head

A person who is so addicted to lottery tickets they become a major pain in the arse in "convenience" store lineups due to holding up people who are genuinely in a hurry. Lotto-heads often compound the time-management problem by searching for the cheapest pack of cigarettes the store carries, thus forcing the cashier to scan numerous brands of smokes until the cheapest pack is found.

Often a person on their way to work stops at the corner store and ends up getting stuck behind a compulsive gambler who should be feeding their addiction in a casino rather than holding up customers who are in a rush. As the lotto-head fusses about validating tickets, trying to pick winning numbers / scratch tickets etc. the customer behind them becomes late for work.

Gambler - "I'll get the extra on that one and that one and the bonus on that one, NO not that one, the one beside it, also can I get a...let's see, do you have any Western's? ...no eh, are those Gold Rush tickets any good I wonder?, I guess I'll try the Bingo instead. Oh and, what are your CHEAP cigarettes? Do you have John Player's Standard?, no eh, everybody else carries them in the 20 packs, oh I guess I'll try the Accord Blue, how strong are they?

Cashier -"Sorry sir, I don't smoke, I don't really know but a lot of customers get these new Studio smokes"

Customer behind gambler clenches teeth and thinks to himself "F***, now I'm late for work, these lotto-heads without jobs... I feel like saying something"

by paul5150 December 18, 2009

sceptor head

Like butter face, a woman who has a hot body 'cept her head.

I'd have to brown bag her because she's a sceptor head.

by bottomer January 18, 2006

COVID Head

COVID Head
The worst blowjob you will ever receive. Given during the quarantine of 2020 by a woman you met on tinder who had the corona virus prior to said blowjob and worse than actually catching the corona virus itself. It includes, but isn't limited to, teeth which tear up the penis as well being digitally penetrated by at least one finger and preempted with the promise of it being the best blowjob you'll ever receive.

Matt: Hey T-Bone what's up?
T-Bone: Dude don't even get me started man I got the covid head yesterday and couldn't even nut.
Matt: One finger or two?
TBone: One, what the Fuck?
Matt: That's why you gotta stick with the holla jobs.

by Ballzmahoney749 May 2, 2020

plasticine head

someone with a deformed head usually larger than normal, often occurs in the scouse.

Mikey look at that plasticine headed cunt over there

Mate you have a right plasticine head

by bisboii November 15, 2019