by Cat Blackbone April 9, 2025

Getting a ride to school means that you pass a test or course just because you had sex with a teacher.
by MyMaxPseudonym June 13, 2019

A term originating in Ontario used to describe something useless.
A RIDE program is what DUI checkpoints are called in Ontario, since they oringinated in Etobicoke RIDE stands for Recuced Impaired Driving in Etobicoke which was later changed to Reduce Impaired Driving Everywhere once they became more widespread.
The joke among Ontario residents is that these RIDE programs (or whatever they happen to be called in Saskatchewan) would be absolutely useless in Saskatchewan as the province is so flat you would see the police lights from these roadblocks for miles away and easily be able to dodge them thus coining the phrase “as useful as a Saskatchewan RIDE program” to describe a useless person or object.
A RIDE program is what DUI checkpoints are called in Ontario, since they oringinated in Etobicoke RIDE stands for Recuced Impaired Driving in Etobicoke which was later changed to Reduce Impaired Driving Everywhere once they became more widespread.
The joke among Ontario residents is that these RIDE programs (or whatever they happen to be called in Saskatchewan) would be absolutely useless in Saskatchewan as the province is so flat you would see the police lights from these roadblocks for miles away and easily be able to dodge them thus coining the phrase “as useful as a Saskatchewan RIDE program” to describe a useless person or object.
“Man, I gotta teach myself philosophy since my professor is about as useful as a Saskatchewan RIDE program”
by QuotaHunter01 January 7, 2019

by mynameajeffe August 2, 2022

Logan was sitting on the toilet while step sis Charis walked in to the scene and they started having a violent and aggressive log ride.
by Log rider January 2, 2025

When all the discord losers see eachother in real life after months and in a hundred meter radius from their houses.
by TheSajadFucker69 November 5, 2020

When one consumes too much monster nitrous, often resulting in too much energy and outbursts of creativity.
Bro: Dude I worked a double over time last night
Dude: Bro, wow how'd you pull that off?
Bro: Dude I was riding the green dragon all night.
Dude: Bro, wow how'd you pull that off?
Bro: Dude I was riding the green dragon all night.
by Northeastern Protech December 11, 2011
