baby brain

As a noun, a type of brain that acts like a baby, either because its a baby or because it is teenager or adult but easily distracted, impulsive or rapidly changeable in mood.

As an adjective (baby-brained), a immature person with a baby brain.

The president's baby brain embarrassed the country once again by confusing three unrelated policy notions during his press conference with the visiting prime minister.

by davelat September 3, 2025

boomer brain

Baby boomers who cant assimilate the fact that comparisons of what life was like when they where growing up have not relevance in the current economic climate. Lives in the total denial of facts. Often heard to make statements like" you young people done work hard enough".

He totally suffers from Boomer brain.

by dildoswaggins41 August 30, 2024

My brain had an abortion

It's when you're about to to have a Thought Baby, but lose it.

A: "I almost had it but then my brain had an abortion."
B: "what?"
A: "I was about to have a Thought Baby, but then my brain had an abortion
B: "Ahh, I see. I hate when that happens"

by Sloth Lord July 29, 2018

Brain Licker

Please help my friend keeps licking this deoderent stick looking thing. IT IS FREAKING ME THE FUCK OUT

My friend sexally licks a Brain Licker.

by Spinman098 September 1, 2022

Bong Brain

The feeling of the head rush one gets from taking a large bong rip

*hits bong* ... Whoa I've got bong brain

by Cerned November 27, 2018

Brain judo

When some one uses something you say against you in a later conversation

You can't use what I say against me that's brain judo

by Peter b dragon February 15, 2020

brain slap

a slap so hard you knock their pea brain out

"had to give that bitch a brain slap"

by Qwerty453213 January 20, 2023