pipe my cake

Anal sex

“If you had the chance to pipe my cake, would ya?”

by Mush11 April 20, 2018

Salmuttotabreabbitlechochicarrochopotatie Pie Cake

A merge of many foods that is bound to kill anyone who eats it

" Salmuttotabreabbitlechochicarrochopotatie Pie Cake Killed my dad"

by chickenP0X_box July 6, 2022

poke those cakes

another term for tapping a nice ass

*hot chick walks by*

Guy 1: Dude check out that ass!

Guy 2: Damn, I'd poke those cakes!

by heezy deezy January 19, 2011

Red Velvet Cake

1. To engage in intercourse with a girl, whilst on her period.
2. To penetrate a white girl's bloody rectum.

Jim: I totally had some red velvet cake last night.

Jane: Nice, did you save some for me?

Jim: Of course... how about after dinner? It'll be a great dessert, hehehe...

Jane: Oooh I can't wait!

by stlmk998 April 16, 2014

bake a welsh cake

To curl one up, drop the kids off or lay cable is also to "Bake a Welsh Cake".

It ALWAYS takes 20 minutes or more to bake a welsh cake.

Can I borrow that magazine for 20 mins Trev? I've got a nearly-baked welsh cake to get out.

by Judster October 16, 2004

clap your cakes

Have sex

Damn you going to let me clap your cakes

by Ahsharrih June 10, 2016

Glazed Chocolate Cake

The act of masturbating on top of a recent bowel movement, yours or otherwise.

Since becoming militantly green, i have been making Glazed Chocolate Cake instead of beating off in the shower.

by anon1235813 October 21, 2014