A mechanical device that is used in the sphincter area to reduce back pressure on an incomming turd loaf. Device resembles a pvc pipe coated in lanolin. See also Tennessee bowlbuster and Mississippi Mudd Buster
by Theshattalker April 11, 2017
Get the Shit Sock mug.by potvaliant cloud June 15, 2024
Get the Its like putting socks on an octopus mug."Right mate, I reckon yous gonna wear a slinky sock ye?"
"Of course I'm gonna wear a bloody slinky sock, I'm not trying to have a bastard with ye"
"Right go on then and take off ya trousers, me bum is off limits"
"Of course I'm gonna wear a bloody slinky sock, I'm not trying to have a bastard with ye"
"Right go on then and take off ya trousers, me bum is off limits"
by frogofthunder June 18, 2022
Get the slinky sock mug.(noun) Masturbatory relief sought by hard-up cadets at Virginia Military Institute (VMI) through insertion of the rat's or upperclassman's penis into the eponymous hosiery during the wee hours at or about 2:00 a.m. followed by vigorous self-abuse. Encasement of the sufferer's member in the sock dampens the vibrations to avoid waking the rest of the barracks, and when release is obtained the sock serves as a receptacle for the spent cadet's ejaculate, thus also maintaining a semblance of cleanliness in the said barracks.
1) "All the pussy's over at w&l tonight as usual."
"Guess that means the old two o'clock sock!"
2) "They're cleaning our cage here at VMI this weekend, so it's a night out on the town for us rats."
"Don't worry, they'll let us back in the barracks in time for the two o'clock sock."
"Guess that means the old two o'clock sock!"
2) "They're cleaning our cage here at VMI this weekend, so it's a night out on the town for us rats."
"Don't worry, they'll let us back in the barracks in time for the two o'clock sock."
by Zagraniczniak May 3, 2018
Get the two o'clock sock mug.This is what you would say when Eren Yeager from Attack on Titan does something gay with you but he had socks on. This is usually when you assume the role of Armin Arlert from Attack on Titan.
“Eren what the hell is wrong with you?! Of course it still counts even if you did it with your socks on!”
by frankenen February 24, 2024
Get the “Eren what the hell is wrong with you?! Of course it still counts even if you did it with your socks on!” mug.by patty rox November 15, 2020
Get the tie dye slipper sock mug.Any tubular cover made of fleece to fit over a canoe or kayak paddle to protect the paddle from harm. Invented in 1981 by Jill Ellis.
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